NAUGHTY! Molly Markert, Town Council, Aurora, CO
Santa is not fooled by Molly's smarmy smile. Santa knows that Molly doesn't like certain breeds of dogs, as well as certain breeds of people that own those dogs. In her view, "those people" are not worthy of living in Aurora. Just who are "those people"?
Bad, Molly. Very bad. Coal, Molly, lots of coal.